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Sunday, September 20, 2026

The Story of Menolly

Anne McCaffrey (an American author, settled in Ireland) was a prolific SF/Fantasy writer, probably whose greatest creation was PERN (I don't really know what the acronym stands for, but the E stands for: Earth-like), a planet far, far away from Earth.  The most interesting thing about this planet are these super-cute little critters, called fire lizards that kept appearing and disappearing, in the time of the first settlers. 

Well, 2500 years later, an early experiment of those first settlers, which was to create large versions of those fire lizards using genetic manipulation, had become brilliantly successful, and there were a dozen encampments in which there were teams of these dragons, as they were called, and where, with their riders ("dragonriders") they lived in caves, actually systems of caves, called Weyrs.  The dragons were trained to destroy a menace that fell from the skies, thread, which would destroy the plants on the ground, and burn the skin of humans and animals on contact. 

The isolated human population on PERN developed their own music and literature, and the lore of thread-fighting was taught to children in the form of songs, which were taught to them by Harpers, musical talents, who—in addition to harps—could also specialize in guitars, drums, violins, flutes, and so on.  The culture had regressed to a sort of Renaissance stage.

That's the setting.  The story I read centered around Menolly, a girl born to a family of fishermen, but who loved to sing, more than she liked to fish. 

Actually, she was the daughter of the chief of the fisher-hold.  (The society was organized in 'holds', essentially villages located in enlarged caves, to be protected from the deadly Thread, and the hold leader was called the Holder.)  Understandably, she was a special favorite of the Harper assigned to the hold, and she served as his assistant, until he tragically died.

With no harper to take her side, Menolly was seriously marginalized, and she ran away, and hid in the little caves along the shore.   She could make little reed pipes, and started playing little tunes to entertain berself.  Soon she was surrounded by the most beautiful little creatures, flying all around her, all jewel-like colors, who seemed to just love Menolly's music!

Meanwhile, all the leadership, outside Menolly's hold, that is, had gotten interested in acquiring the little fire lizards.  People would hunt along the shores, until they found a clutch of fire- lizard eggs, and keep them dry and warm, until they hatched.  The hatchling would get attached to the first person it sees, and aggressively demand food, which it would eat, and fall asleep.  That person would now own that little creature. 

One of their most amazing abilities was to teleport.  They could disappear from one place, and reappear at another place.  It was called "going between", and it was found that the enormous dragons could also do that.  In addition, the fire lizard could convey to their owners their feelings, telepathically.

Menolly's crew of fire lizards told her they were hungry, and she went out and got them some fish, and in this way, she made them hers.  At night they slept all around her in her cave.

One night, when it was raining heavily, they woke her up, and conveyed that the clutch of eggs laid by the gold fire-lizard (Beauty, if I remember right) was being threatened by rising water-level.   Menolly brings the eggs into the warm cave, to the great satisfaction of Beauty, and when they hatch, they're all beholden to Menolly.

Finally, she teaches them to sing with her!  I thought that was a nice touch.  (Anne mcCaffrey used to be an opera singer.)

Eventually, dragonriders, searching the coastline for fire-lizard eggs discover Menolly.  (An APB for the daughter of the fisher holder had been sent out by the replacement harper for their hold, and the dragonrider quickly concluded that Menolly was this missing girl.

Once Menolly is taken out to the Weyr, and was introduced to the Masterharper, and was requested to play for them the little tunes she had made up, her talent was establised, and she was admitted to the Harper Hall, the headquarters of the harpers, where the harper college was located.

Pretty soon, anyone who wanted a firelizard could get one, through Menolly's kind offices.  In addition, messages could be sent, via fire lizards, by attaching a note to its leg, and instructing it to go to such- and- such a place or person.  If the critter could recognize where it was supposed to go, it would. 

I loved this book to pieces!

I should record that the story is actually in two books:  Dragonsong, and Dragonsinger.

Kay

Friday, September 18, 2026

Raise the Kennedy Center?

I recently saw a video on YouTube that claims that the Trump Administration has threatened to "Raise the Kennedy Center to the ground," if they aren't allowed to do various things, like put Trump's name on it, alongside that of JFKs.

They clearly mean raze it to the ground.  That's what they did in the old days, to Carthage, for instance (and plowed salt into the fields, which was sorta mean).  So yet another pair of homonyms: raise, and raze.

Kay

Thursday, September 17, 2026

"Kids are starving in Japan?"

Weird Al Yankovic.  I don't know whether he actually penned that line, which is in his spoof "Eat it!", of Michael Jackson's hit Beat it.

There are so many fantastic spoofs by Weird Al, but I only know a few:

  • I lost on Jeopardy
  • Eat it
  • Fat
  • My Bologna
  • Another one rides the bus
  • I love Rocky Road
  • Ricky
  • Stop dragging my car around
  • (Yo-yo-yo-yo) Yoda
That first one might be a bit obscure; it was inspired by Our love's in jeopardy [.Greg Kihn Band].
"Fat" was a parody of Bad, by Michael Jackson, of course.
"My Bologna" parodies My Sharona.
"Another one rides the bus" takes off on Queen's Another one bites the dust.
"I love Rocky Road" spoofs Joan Jett.
"Ricky" spoofs Toni Basil.
"Stop dragging my car around" parodies Stevie Nicks.
"Yoda" parodies The Kinks's Lola.

Another great parody is "It's Christmas at Ground Zero", which is clearly a parody.  I heard it in a Dr. Demento CD, but I can't figure out the original. 

K

P.S. Wait!!  It appears that "Christmas at Ground Zero" is a spoof of—of all things—Winter Wonderland!  One of my (few!) friends pointed that out.

I'll try to get the lyrics to you!

K

OK, lyrics:

Christmas at Ground Zero
Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic ‧ 1986
It's Christmas at ground zeroThere's music in the airThe sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singingWhile the air-raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zeroThe button has been pressedThe radio just let us knowThat this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppingIt's the end of all humanityNo more time for last-minute shoppingIt's time to face your final destiny
It's Christmas at ground zeroThere's panic in the crowdWe can dodge debris while we trim the treeUnderneath the mushroom cloud
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftopOr Jack Frost on your windowsillBut if someone's climbing down your chimneyYou better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it's Christmas at ground zeroAnd if the radiation level's okayI'll go out with you and see all the newMutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at ground zeroJust seconds left to goI'll duck and cover with my Yuletide loverUnderneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at ground zeroNow the missiles are on their wayWhat a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nukedOn this jolly holidayWhat a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nukedOn this jolly holiday
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Al Yankovic

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Tomatoes

Oh, wow.  I was visiting my friend in town, and had just been reading a FaceBook post that MSG (monosodium glutamate) should not be avoided, because it is naturally found in our food, e.g. in tomatoes.  Now that I find hard to believe, but there's no doubt that it isn't the most synthetic chemical we eat.  I shouldn't condemn that statement (that it's found in tomatoes) without evidence, but it's Thursday, and I don't have the energy. 

Anyway, my friend had obtained a tomato from somewhere, and we decided to slice it up and èat it, while the leftovers were heating in the oven.  Oh man; that was one fantastic tomato!  It wasn't bright red, like we would expect a fantastic tomato to be; it was just, you know, red.  I ate four pieces, and I could still eat more!

I happened to drink some diet Pepsi after my third piece of tomato, and then ate the fourth piece.  To my surprise, the tomato actually tasted salty!  I think that was due to the Pepsi, but still.  I had always known that a good tomato had a balanced taste, with tartness, sweetness and a little salt.  But this chunk was definitely salty.  I do love salt, so I was really pleased. 

The tomatoes are in peak flavor, around here, so if you live near north-central PA, go out and get some tomatoes, and just eat them.  You'll thank me later. 

Kay

P.S. Oh dear.  I learned that my friend had actually sprinkled a tiny bit of table salt on the tomato chunks!!!  Boo!  Salting fresh tomatoes is sort of SOP in many homes, and I had simply forgotten.  Oh well.

Kk

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Iran

Dear citizens of Iran.
It is treason to provide comfort to the enemy.  However, there is no consensus among US citizens about whether Iran is an enemy to our nation.  Many of us shudder to learn about the death tolls from this latest round of attacks.

Arch

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

OMG. Peak / Peek Strikes Again

Not one but TWO instsnces of authors who haven't screwed up anything else, confusing Peek with Peak!!!

Peak is a hight thing.  Peaks of mountains.  Peak of someone's fame.  Peak of popularity.

Peek from behind a curtain.  Peek-a-boo.

Come, people, it's not that hard. 

Kay

P.S.  Jeeze.  'Gate' and 'Gait'.

Gate: a door set into a garden fence, or garden wall.

Gait: the style of motion, of a person, or a horse.  Gallops, and Trots, are two gaits of a horse.

I'm so depressed.