Snow!

We're having a steady, fine fall of snow, the kind that skiers like.  The sky is relentlessly leaden, so that it's gloomy. 

Talking about skiing, there are so many things I ought to have gotten Helen to do, and one of them is skiing.  I should have sent her to a ski slope, and had her break a leg!

Another thing she could have done is Karaoke!  I mean, the woman can sing, so why not?

She swims, in the Flowershop Girl story, but just incidentally.  In the original Helen story, I had her buy a swimsuit that was see-through when wet—she was a horny teenager at that time—and have a big argument with Janet about it. 

The best was when she and Leila danced wearing only paint and flowers, at Leila's mother's nightclub.  I took these episodes out before I published the stories.